Jacob... Meet My Uncle Wayne

Everyone has that crazy family member that they really never want to be around. Let's admit it, you don't want to see them, hear them, and God forbid you ever have your boy friend over and they just show up!!! Well the very first day my boy friend ever came to my house my whole family piled in on him. I was worried to begin with. Ya know how family members do things that will embarrass you like show your baby pictures, or talk about the fact that you use to love Barney. Well that was nothing compared to what happened to me. I could deal with most of them, but when my uncle Wayne walked in I knew my boy friend would despise me for the rest of his life. Dear ol' Wayne was well... half drunk, and very loud. He started out by quizzing Jake, my boy friend, about the foods he likes. Well since rattlesnake and raccoon wasn't Jake's first choice Wayne started ragging him about it. He dropped that pretty quick but then began talking about Jake's favorite movies. Wayne said over and over again that he LOVED sy-fy movies and lets admit, a drunk hill-billy looking dude sitting down to watch The Terminator movies while eatin' a big ol' chuck of coon isn't what you would really want to imagine. Jake and I have managed to date a year almost but I'm sure he still has nightmares about Wayne with both of his front teeth missing and his big wide eyes staring him down. All in all, never let Wayne near your children!!!